i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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