There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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