yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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