i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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