Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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