glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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