I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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