Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
