Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.