Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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