I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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