okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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