Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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