yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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