Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
don't judge my taste in strippers
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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