girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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