She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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