im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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