he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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