is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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