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I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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