it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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