: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize
