We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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