that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
You smell like stripper and shame
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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