Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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