I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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