There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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