I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
