Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
where am i from again
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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