on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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