im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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