I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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