This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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