can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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