Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jรคger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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