just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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