i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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