Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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