id be glad to
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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