I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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