He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We need to rekindle our bromance
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
3pm strippers are depressing
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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