belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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