I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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