There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I can feel your judgement through the phone
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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