where am i from again
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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