He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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