I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
The adults are the big ones right?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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