You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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