It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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