were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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