I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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