I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
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can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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