What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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