party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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